Quiz: Is This Description of a White Mass Murderer or an Asian Harvard Applicant?

Asian Americans don't even get thoughts and prayers.

a year ago

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Asian Americans don’t even get thoughts and prayers.


  1. “Angelic boy”
  2. “Hard working”
  3. “Busy and bright”
  4. “All-American”
  5. “Smart, polite, happy”
  6. “Standard strong”
  7. “Charming, articulate, and intelligent”
  8. “Speaks English quite well”
  9. “Quiet and introverted”
  10. “A gentle loner”
  11. “Deep thinker”
  12. “Science or math oriented”
  13. “Brilliant science student”
  14. “A smart and kind ‘computer geek’”
  15. “Country music fan”
  16. “Enjoys karaoke”
  17. “Coming from a good environment”
  18. “A good person suffering from extreme life circumstances”
  19. “Would need to fight it out with other similar [individuals]”
  20. “Had a winsome quality that could entrance people”
  21. “Lacking special qualities”
  22. “Awkward little boy”
  23. “Misunderstood and mistreated”
  24. “The worst kind of American”
  25. “Just a guy who played video poker and ate burritos at Taco Bell”

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Austin Jia, Asian Harvard Applicant. “The worst kind of American,” according to Hasan Minhaj.

White Mass Murderer: 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 23, 25

Asian Harvard Applicant: 3, 6, 8, 12, 19, 21, 24

Both: 2, 9


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Published a year ago