Quiz: Is This Part of the COVID Stimulus Bill or Kanye West’s Presidential Campaign?

Whether Americans end up getting $600 or $2000 apiece, about $700 Billion of the COVID stimulus bill is still allocated to fund...erm...other things.

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  1. Make illegally streaming copyrighted content a felony.
  2. Broadcast news in the Tibetan language for Tibetans in Tibet.
  3. Restructure the education system by providing multiple vocational options, with a focus on aiding the most at-risk students
  4. Legislate the process for the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama.
  5. Research making the process of dyeing fabric more eco-friendly.
  6. Make it illegal to give racehorses pain-killers before training or racing.
  7. Reinstate school prayer in the American educational system.
  8. Continue to defund ACORN, an organization that does not exist.
  9. Revitalize the economy by reducing household debt, national debt, and student debt.
  10. Institute policy based on the framework of the Marvel Comics country of Wakanda.
  11. Address gender inequality amongst statues.
  12. Commence hydroponic cotton, wheat and hemp farming in Cody, Wyoming.
  13. Discourage teenagers from drinking, using drugs, and having sex.
  14. Cut the military budget.
  15. Teach Americans how to store flammable liquids.
  16. Ensure diversity in hiring for national intelligence agencies.
  17. End police brutality.
  18. Support Voice of America and Radio Free Asia from 2021 to 2025.

Answer Key

COVID: 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 11, 13, 15, 16, 18

Kanye: 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, 12, 14, 17

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